Repeat after me kids:
A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important.
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Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
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if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
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who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus
nobody
guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this
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one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
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